Stop That

I can’t be the devil because I can’t afford prada

I love my butt

ostracizedpoodle:

mossballs will be the down fall of our civilization

im going to kick you in your little shit face you little shit dog shit

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God

mossballs will be the down fall of our civilization

my political views are be nice to everyone and say nice things about me

this is great advice

there’s this guy in my school who initials are kms and I’m going to be his friend

my dog saw porn on my dash and i’m nervous because what if she gets addicted to it

Non-traditional mallard family unit

It’s 8 o’clock and you’re single

boys at this age only have one thing one their mind. me

wanna make your girl feel special? sacrifice her

i just tried to delete someone else’s post

i tried to see how far down i could shove this bottle of wine down my throat it wasnt very far